car wash

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else

Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.

by jnmains June 29, 2008

car wash

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious

I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.

by jimmy July 28, 2004

Power Wash

To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.

"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."

by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

head wash

A blow job that salivates and refreshes the head of the penis.

"She gave me a head wash in the Carl's Jr. drive thru lane".

by DayVee April 6, 2003

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010