Vortense

When you are sucked into a cerebral black hole being whipped around, crushed and twisted by the forces of nature, stretched, confused, feeling doomed.

She: Broh, what is going ON with you?!
He: I’m in the middle of a vortense, I’ll be back soon! Ai y iyi!!!

by Sarajuana November 7, 2023

Vortrox

A geometry dash gamer who goes insane every time he dies in game (most of the time)

Vortrox: *dies in Yatagarasu at 81%*
Vortrox: IT'S ALWAYS THE WAVE PARTTT *goes crazy*

by 14 year old autistic kid April 26, 2025

Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero

Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX

by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008

vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex

scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex

by lord black December 25, 2008

eye vortex

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.

Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready

by the kupo god November 24, 2010

panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012

polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014