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vellis

Australian slang used to exaggerate size and imply a negative conotation. Usually considered a derogatory term and is most often used in relation to someone who is morbidly obese.

To be grammatically correct the term may either be:
placed immediately before a size related adjective e.g. That port-a-loo is vellis big; or
used as an adjective e.g. He's so fat, he's vellis.

Terms is possibly derived from large beast described in ancient Greek mythology.
That guy is so vellis fat he's not going to fit through the door.

His Subway diet is two feet of meatball sub and he wonders why he's vellis massive.
by ozgod January 29, 2007
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velocirabbit

A varying hare in which has a certain Rapidity or speed of motion; and or swiftness.
Whoa! That crazy Velocirabbit just raced right in front of my bicycle at an amazing speed of 3.00 x 10^8m/s
by Katzen March 8, 2005
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velobsteraptor

A mythical creature that is half velociraptor and half lobster. This strange combination results in a nightmarish predator that tends to hang around in large packs, can survive both on land and in water, and rips its chosen prey apart with its huge pincers and razor-sharp claws.

If you see a velobsteraptor, please contact your local mad scientist immediately, as he or she is probably missing their precious mutant. If you see more than one velobsteraptor, please curl up into the fetal position and pray to any given deity/deities of your choosing.
"Oh SHIT! It's a velobsteraptor!! Take the children and run while you still can!"

"Velobsteraptors don't exist, that's the stupidest thing I ever AAAAAH JESUS CHRIST GET IT OFF ME GEAAAAAAUGUBLrnmg"

"Velobsteraptors ate my homework, killed my parents, raped my dog, destroyed my house and stole my car!! It was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!"
by That Vulture Girl April 28, 2009
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Veloliraptor

A dinosaur that is funny.
Q: Hey, what is funny and scary at the same time?
A: A veloliraptor, duh.
by Lemony69 January 22, 2010
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velocity

Defined as the change in position of an object (displacement) per unit of time. Velocity, unlike speed, takes into account the direction of travel relative to a base point.

v = s/t (where v and s are vectors)

Where (using SI units):
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)
s is the displacement of the body in metres (m)
t is the time taken to travel from the initial point to the final point in seconds (s)
1. (One dimension) If you start at point A and travel directly north to point B which is ten metres away, and it takes you five seconds to get there, your velocity will be 2ms^-1 due north.

2. (One dimension) If you travel west for a ten seconds at 1ms^-1, take a break for twenty seconds and then travel for another ten seconds at 1ms^-1, your velocity for the trip will be .05ms^-1 due west.

3. (Two dimension) If you start at point A and travel north at 3kmh^-1 for two hours, and then instantaneously change direction and travel due east for four hours at a speed of 2kmh^-1 to point B, your velocity for the trip is 10kmh^-1 N53°E (53°T)

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by White Razor December 15, 2008
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velveteen rub

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.
She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.
by NickInHudson April 21, 2006
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velvet glove

Using or putting on the "velvet glove" suggests the use of gentle but effective persuasion. The glove is the depiction of the proverbial hand that indicates manipulation or active influence to a desired outcome; it being made of velvet encourages the perception of subtlety and deftness of such influence.

The full definition is opposed to the threatening coercion connotated by the opposite but more well known term "iron fist".
Hitler ran the Nazi machine with an iron fist, whereas leaders of today, in the interest of the press, handle almost all public matters with the velvet glove.
by gregsan January 6, 2009
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