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Vasectomator

An ancient legendary weapon used to stop men of certain family dissent from continuing the family tree.
If (the Vasectomator was) used on King Henry there would be no King Henry The 2nd.
by Payne Eifert December 4, 2010
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Vausage

Quorn sausages, Vausage
by AbysmalMaverick May 29, 2011
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Vaush

Funny leftist streamer who argues against other leftists with the intent of trying to improve leftist discourse. The goal is to make the left more palatable to younger people so they can choose positions with a more fair outlook on both.

Good: Very honest, funny, informed on 80 percent of takes, intelligent and witty in debates.
Ex) Aldin’s number, I have read all theory, other random memes

Bad: Preemptively insults people, talks past

people who agree with him, doesn’t think before talking leading to misinterpretations, doesn’t realize National Socialists are Socialists.
Ex) Vaush says - We make computers using child slavery which is bad. Money buying computers helps child slavery. So buying computers is bad like buying child porn. They support child abuse.

Interpretation - Vaush is using a computer to tell me this so Vaush must also like child porn. He’s telling on himself.

Usually makes people mad and causes division despite good intentions.
A- I went to a movie last night and met Vaush.
B- If Vaush was there it must have been a shit movie. He has bad taste.
A- No the movie was cool.
C- You mean the pedo. Ew.
A- He had a hot guy with him though. Didn’t look like a child.
D- He’s fat. So no.

A- He’s actually lost a bunch of weight. He’s in pretty good shape now
E- He’s preachy.
A- I’ll give you that one.
by Conservative Person November 2, 2021
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Vaush Mickten

A German, or Polish, or Chinese, or virtually any language phrase that means Right Now. It is supermegafoxyawesomehottt.
Get outs of ma joint, Vaush Mickten.

Kill that bug, Vaush Mickten!

Let's have a baby, Vaush Mickten!
by MrsDcriss July 5, 2012
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Buffalo Vasectomy

A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.
Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.

Jason: That works too, but much more painful.
by TommyHarr March 24, 2010
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vase

she's a vase, mate I'm tellin yer - she's a ming vase
by red wine bitch January 3, 2003
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vaseline boy

member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see also jason montes.
by puyallup October 8, 2003
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