Vandergriff

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device

Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit

by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013

vandertext

to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.

This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.

After watching Eurotrip, I sent my friend a vandertext, and he was very happy

by marX0rs June 7, 2007

VanderRocker

1) being old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.

The VanderRocker defense proved worthless in court, but he did manage to play with the stenographer's boobs during the lunch hour.

by butterwings June 25, 2008

Vanderflught

anus containing strep

1. avoid that vanderflught
2. I licked that vanderflught and got strep for 10 days

by Jimmy Rustler October 1, 2012

Vandercunt

A complete and utter doushbag. A loner whom honestly offers no positive input to anyone's they may be in. The kind of person that you get the constant inkling to fly kick in the temple.

Character traits include: Shit-talking, backstabbing, Poor in financial and intellectual terminologies, Ugliness, being a Cunt, being a fuckhead, being a spastic and generally a complete and utter loner.

Wow. Look at that fuckface over there! What a Vandercunt

by dailycuteboys October 8, 2013

vance

vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.

Vance, ur a cunt.

by yermasaur October 9, 2019

grace vanderwall

A fun loving girl who plays the ukulele and writes her own songs. She is mainly known for her victory on the show "America's got talent". She has been noticed by many celebrities. She's from Suffern, NY. Many girls and boys look up to her.

Person 1: Grace Vanderwall is amazing!
Person 2: Ikr! I wish I was as talented as her.

by Microwave_ March 23, 2017