Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valencia

Very beautiful girl. Was born to be brave with no fear. Has a tendency to do what she wants, whenever she wants. Very shy when it comes to people she really cares about. Open hearted. Wants everyone to be happy. Puts everyone else happiness before here's. Is very loved by everyone. Has lots of haters but doesn't let that effect her accomplishments. Is a very bright, intelligent, smart, independent girl. Her success is most important to her and nothing can change that no matter. Will grow up to occumplish many things in life. Is a very energetic person. Always happy and loud no matter what. Always takes charge and is always taking over in anything she puts her mind too. Very confidant, some my say concedited but not at all. Very outstanding girl. Perfect body, perfect face and has a tendency to have a really big ass.

Damn I need to fine me a Valencia

by The trusts June 2, 2016

Valena

The name Valena is of Latin origin. Meaning: Valiant
In Latin the meaning of the name Valena is: Valiant.

Having or showing courage; Very brave or courageous; marked by, exhibiting, or carried out with courage or determination:

People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.

Valena made a valiant attempt to fix the problem beyond her understanding.

by 1st.The.Belt.Of.Truth April 29, 2016

Valvegina

Gabe Newell version of why they name the company “Valve”.

“Well, we kinda made it from a valvegina.”

by pablolore1 June 4, 2020

Valemercialism

Valemercialism (val ah mersh ah liz um) is defined as the act of convincing someone to purchase pointless valentines inspired gifts for ones own personal profit

Benjamin made a mint selling that bitch fake flowers for "Valemercialism".

by Samael The First March 2, 2011

Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

Ritchie Valens

Ritchie Valens was an amazing man who cared a lot about his music and family. Sadly Ritchie‘s life ended alongside fellow musicians Buddy Holly, J.P. Richardson professionally known as the Big Bopper, on February 3rd, 1959 in clear lake Iowa from a plane crash. Ritchie was terribly afraid of planes ever since his friend was killed by a falling plane when he was younger. If you’re interested in more about Ritchie I suggest watching the 1987 film La Bamba.

R.I.P Ritchie valens you are a legend, just remember, the sky belongs to the stars.

by Unkn0wnHuman January 2, 2020