Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.

10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."

by misspelld April 27, 2010

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

wisdom teeth

In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.

Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?

No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.

by Dekerian May 9, 2010

dolphin teeth

Dolphin teeth are small, sharp, pointed, yellowish teeth that are found in humans but look like they came straight out of an orca.

That bitch has dolphin teeth!

by Tim Drubasky September 21, 2005

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.

Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?

by ashleyk85 September 22, 2011

candy corn teeth

Someones set of teeth that's multi-colored from lack of brushing them. Usually addressed as a insult to get someone away from you because your grossed out over the fact that he or she have not brushed there teeth in many weeks.

Why are you smiling at me, go brush your candy corn teeth.

by MSA21 March 13, 2011