asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

crisco twister

Overly Lubed sexual intercourse.

Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister.

by IAREAZN May 2, 2006

Cowboy Twister

The act of a sex partner taking a condom (preferably a magnum, the kinds I use) and putting it in the shape of a lasso. After doing so they lasso it on to the dick and squeeze.

Omg dude Maranda gave the worst Cowboy Twister last night, my dick was blue.

by Dragon_eyez3 March 3, 2009

TOaster

A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'

Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.

by Are You Listening June 20, 2004

toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.

Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.

by Bennagels April 23, 2008