Turduckin

When a Turkey fucks a Chicken while having its salad tossed by a Duck. During this process, a man with a gun kills them all and proceeds to jerk his load all over their dead carcasses.

The farm was having a great time, but then the Farmer said it was time for a Turduckin, and dropped his pants with a giant hard-on leaking man juice everywhere.

by Dan Gordon December 24, 2007

Turducken

The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.

"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."

by KaryGopperl August 23, 2011

turfucken

when a man gets a handjob from the woman hes fucking while his dick is in her vagina

ed was balls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own vagina and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turfucken. not to be confused with the count jackula

by ebhon February 10, 2009

Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.

"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."

by Robik April 26, 2009

Turuh Vaj

1)Resembles an awkwardly shaped vagina
2)A good name for your left nut.
3)What to call your bestfriend if her name happens to be Tara :)

guy1: bro! I was banging some hoes yesterday and one of them had the BIGGEST Turuh Vaj ive ever seen!

guy2:holy shit! did you take a picture?

guy1:nah i didnt want to ruin the moment

guy2:ahh i catch your jizz.

by Suhm Cuhm March 3, 2011

Turuk

Turuk - a group of people that do not seem to belong to that specific location or activity.

Those guys are always Turuking around my yard.

by AdmShenanigans April 15, 2012

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012