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Spotlight Turkey

A Spotlight Turkey is a person who “gobbles” up all the attention (like a turkey would). They often appear in theatre rooms and consider themselves and cultured.
Man, that girl in theatre class is a total Spotlight Turkey!
by Ace123 October 25, 2019
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Tiddy Turkey

Tiddy Turkey refers specifically to a turkey found in the game PixARK. It is a turkey which has abnormally large breasts and was deemed the "Tiddy Turkey." It is found that large breasted turkeys are located in Novice Grasslands, and gender does not appear to matter to these animals. Male or female turkeys will both have large tiddies. Bless up.
Me: "Yo dawg, we finally found the novice grasslands!"
My friend: "We did! Is that a Tiddy Turkey in the distance?"
Me: "Holy shit, it's majestic!"
by Joobis Baloobis May 31, 2020
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The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.
Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*
by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016
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Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant
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Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

A reference to a psychiatric patient as they perceive a friendly orderly who has been called to ensure their well being.
"Heyyyyy buddddyyyy"

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif
by ElysiumPurcellium February 25, 2023
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Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner
by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016
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you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey
by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022
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