turninglobe

daddy.

turninglobe more like turningay

by 0obsessed_ June 19, 2021

Turning Japanese

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

stone turning

To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.

Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!

by cantevendell October 29, 2017

Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003

turning a frown upside down

Always stay positive, nobody likes grumpy people.

Examples for turning a frown upside down:

Person 1: Do you know Joe?

Person 2: Yeaah.. he really needs to turn his frown upside down.

by Dinges October 28, 2013

turning up

Getting with someone. Whether it's being in a relationship or a one time thing.

Ben: are we turning up, or am I just wasting time?

by Partynextdoor April 22, 2014

Turbinator

The new model, replacing Arnie as the dumbest shits alive, sent back though time to build many many corner shops. Armed with lethal BO and Poppadom bombs, don't mess with the homemade chutney.

God, these turbinators are everywhere!

by ShemShemet September 13, 2003