tube sock baby

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

by the sniper September 14, 2008

tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008

tube scrub

handjob

thanks for the tube scrub.

by hbgc September 23, 2009

Tube Challenge

The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.

Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.

by mullardo December 8, 2009

tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 1, 2010

tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 7, 2010