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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Trifecta

The Trifecta a combination of 3 diseases you catch from parentless dirty activities.
Ayooo Tiffany got trifecta,

what she do?

Bitch sucked off 26 people in one day
by Moofertwoofer January 30, 2022
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Trifecta

Combining Adderall, weed and alcohol together. Combining these three makes for a high were you are fucked up from the weed and alcohol but still awake and ready to party from the addy. Do not do it unless you have no plans the next day because the hangover is almost unbearable
Bro 1) Bro, I go so fucked up last night, couldn't even think. Bro 2) nice dude! What did you do? I took addy, smoked weed and drank for the Trifecta!
by Red moon 666 January 4, 2015
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Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)
Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night

Damien- “what a unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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STP Trifecta

The act of brushing ones teeth and urinating while taking a shower all at the same time. Trifecta deriving from the simultanious action of three separate morning or evening preparational activities in the given order: Shower Teeth Piss.
John is very effective during morning hours because he uses the STP Trifecta
"I was in a hurry today, luckily I saved time with the STPT"
by prettyboymiksu November 18, 2022
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Trifecta

The process of dating males or females that are in another family; The goal is to date them all and this is considered a trifecta.(if there is three of them)

The word can be substituted for number in the family. Ct- Quintfecta, Duelfecta, etc.

Completing a trifecta or its other forms is considered a form of ultimate win.
Guy 1- "Dang dude you dated the twins and their younger sister?"

Guy 2- "Yep, I completed the trifecta"
by Brostorm March 18, 2010
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KGB trifecta

The modern 'holy trinity' of climate/social activists
The KGB trifecta is composed of the following people, known by their initials: Kerry (John), Gore (Al Gore Jr), Bill (Gates). The KGB trifecta wants me to eat fake, processed meat
by Sexydimma June 21, 2024
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