Pop-Tarted

1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten

Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!

by TyD1Carlo June 24, 2011

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

torredembarra

Town in the catalan coast line where really cool people is from. Also referred to as "la torre".

Magri: Yo, wassup, are you in torredembarra yet?
Eugeni: No not yet, I get to "la torre" at six, yo.

by eugeni March 21, 2004

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004