toegazer

One who gazes at cameltoes.

I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.

by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

toggaf

someone who attributes the qualities of a dumbass, idiot; one who behaves in an extremely illogical, stupid way (shortened form: gaf)

Geeze look at that toggaf who thinks he's the shit! He looks like a complete fool right now.

by Janjawitis May 3, 2009

Toran

a generic term for a sexy pseudo-Aussie bard who charms strange characters and makes them do his bidding (which he got on high from the Grand High Kangaroo). His singing has a nice lilting quality due to the copious amounts of Foster's beer he consumes.

I'll give you something Toran-ical, when I sing down by the gully...ayy yippie, alroity then!

Typical bit of convo with a Toran:

Toran tells you, 'I totally should trans my ephod for this crap'
You tell Toran, 'indeed...need trans help?'
Toran tells you, 'shake.. I'd have to recharm'
You tell Toran, 'you're charming though!'
Toran tells you, 'laf'
You tell Toran, 'hehe'

by Uncle Hannah May 2, 2006

tongas

Breasts, boobies, titty bongo's.

She's got a cracking pair of tongas. I'd like to nuzzle in those tongas. The word tongas originates from Manchester Metropolitan University student Bradley Thompson.

by bradley thompson November 16, 2007

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007

tongan

brown colored people wit big bones & a tendency eat alot. can be hardheaded but also smart at the same time. very strong and most should take sports. dey could beat you up if they wanted to. very similar to samoans but dey don't get along these days. Lu sipi is good. mostly found in DA BAY killah cali & New Zealand... NOT Euless, gay Texas

"Why do dat tongan hate dat samoan?"
"Why do dat samoan hate dat tongan?"

"Why am I on dis gay website?"

by BayGirl July 6, 2007