When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011
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by zachizzo October 21, 2003
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well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!
by craigie August 22, 2007
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Streaky bacon covered in brown sugar and baked in oven resulting in toffee covered bacon and a by-product of bacon infused toffee remnants on baking tray. Great in sandwiches, with pancakes and waffles, and au naturale.
Streaky bacon covered in brown sugar and baked in oven resulting in toffee covered bacon and a by-product of bacon infused toffee remnants on baking tray. Great in sandwiches, with pancakes and waffles, and au naturale.
by Grannypash November 16, 2006
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by Pseuyyy December 14, 2016
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