Todd Friel

1) Well known evangelist on the familynet with the particularity of having a personality that evokes both nausea and diarrhea all at once. He is the host of both Wretched radio and Wretched TV where he displays a high level of douchebaggery.

2) Epithet hurled at someone who displays the characteristics of Todd Friel, typically a Christian Fundementalist or a used car salesman.

(SEE douchebag, asshole, motherfucker, dickwad, creep, scumbag, shithead, bible-thumper, fundy)

- Did you see that Todd Friel? The one acting all chummy with the kids and handing out tracts?

- That preacher just went on and on about the evils of the world with that shit-eating grin. What a Todd Friel!!

Todd Friel by Th3_W01F January 27, 2011

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Todd Story

A Todd Story is a short story which can casually be told within 120 seconds. Todd Stories generall lack any form of relevant content and are usually told in the form of a joke with no punch line. Todd Stories are usually told by the biggest Todd in the social group at the time of the gathering.

"YA DUDE SO I WENT TO HIS SISTER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I LEFT! SHE HAD A DOG."

"Brah that was a total Todd Story."

Todd Story by Nazal July 12, 2009

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Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

Todd Pace by Several Assembled Folks. July 31, 2008