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National slap a teacher day

national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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Pick me Teacher

That one teacher NO ONE likes. Unlike a pick me girl/boy, Instead of seeking male/female approval they seek student approval. They always talk about their personal life infront of their students during class as if they asked. They will ALWAYS try so hard to be funny but it just ends up being cringe. Some are nice and some are just rude asf and try to be "not like the other teachers". They are self absorbed and over-dramatic. They are so desperate for attention to the point they have to ask students sometimes if they like their teaching or if they are a good teacher. They humiliate students ALOT. They cry and have meltdowns infront of their students over small things. Alot of them are millenials who try to act more "genZ" so they can fit in, but it just makes others cringe.

Oh. And not to mention that they are white.
"have you heard of ms.Hoodberry? Yea, She's such a pick me teacher. Yesterday she had a meltdown over a students water bottle."

"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"
by XUXULIXD February 27, 2022
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teacher's bitch

That one fucker in school who alwys has their work done before you 've even started.
That guy with the straight one hundred in world geography he is a teacher's bitch.
by drumerboy March 4, 2007
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violin teacher

A person of exceptional kindness, tollerance and patience, who has an endless supply of viola jokes. A violin teacher should be an excellent violinist, but due to a lack of confidence, glut of personal problems, or a misguided view of the profession they will subject themself to the squeeks and poor intonation of violin pupils.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.
Violin teacher: Hello X how has your violin playing been going this week?
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...
by su_perb_violinist July 1, 2010
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music teacher

The greatest most gifted people you will ever meet. People you are kind and skilled in their musical ability and will teach you how to sing or play an instrument.
by ignatious July 10, 2005
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Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.
"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.
by Elizabeth November 11, 2004
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Bitchy Teacher

The hardest teachers in the whole world. In the end they will either hook you up with great opportunities or fuck you over like the bitches they are.
A teacher that gives 9028745972 assignments that are due the next day, is a Bitchy Teacher
by Rauna November 9, 2010
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