A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker)
A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite September 3, 2005

Toss your cookies

When you throw up. point,blank,period

If your getting ready to toss your cookies then you should go to the bathroom.

by ThatsWhatWentDown February 23, 2012

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

Pish Tosh

Rubbish, bunk, a ridiculous proposition.

Popularized in the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"

by one smart gal November 29, 2005

toss toy

A petite female, one that is easily moved and place in position during sex

I can't hook up with any more fat bitches, I need to find myself a toss toy!

by #2 stunna January 25, 2008