A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
Get the sammug. sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
Get the sammug. The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.
by staticcalm June 1, 2021
Get the Sammug. 
Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is an amazing soccer player who will make it professionally, he is an amazing talent. People should watch him play, they would be amazed at his skill level! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.
by Minimessi10 October 30, 2018
Get the Sammug. 
The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
Get the Sammug.