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To put oneself responsible for one's brethren, to serve and protect them from harm, while fighting evil forces with iron fists; to be aware that every move one makes can jeopardize the firearm's safety, and take steady but cautious measures while keeping the situation in tandem.; to run towards danger while handling it with grace and absolute control; to hold the line, and enjoy it. Do you even Titan?
To titan: When I titan, I mostly feel like a Field Medic/Universal Soldier. Here are my responsibilities:

1) Kill adds as fast as possible. If every 3rd kill is not a melee, I bring dishonor to my order. If my Hunter and Warlock friends have had to stop shooting the boss to fight a measly dreg, shank, or goblin for more than a brief few seconds, I am shamed for all the world to see.
2) Deploy bubble and revive my squishy brethren. If they stay dead long enough to choose to respawn, I have failed in my duty.
3) If 1 & 2 have been accomplished already, resist the urge to punch the boss in the face. I occasionally get carried away with how easily I mow through the adds, get ballsy, and forget that the bosses can all OHK me. This one is tough. I usually switch to my HMG and instead get carried away with how awesome my gun looks and sounds while I am shooting. Then I remember how much fun it is to punch things in the face, which is convenient because by now the adds have respawned.
4) Go back to step one.
by the_titan October 10, 2014
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armored titan

A beast of a titan from the anime tv show "attack on titan" who is capable of destroying the gates in the wall
Armored titan: rrruuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!
Soldiers: RUN, CLOSE THE GATE!!!
by ET-HAN123 April 21, 2017
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attack on titan

an absolute master piece of a show, it represents life as we know it and makes you feel gay with your mom lmfao
attack on titan is so ajuam
by retardedpotago February 1, 2021
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titanium balls

titanium balls- your balls may be bigger than my balls, but my balls are titanium
by Salem L. Drako February 16, 2010
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titanem

titanem is A Titanium But Plug, only used by people that can not get a women
that titanem last night was so good but i am such a loser
by Dictionary man69 January 13, 2006
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Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!
Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!
by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010
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Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.
Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me
by jonzo89 March 11, 2011
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