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Zach Tambo

hot beautiful great looking awesome pimples, strong intelligent male, loves fortnite, XTRA LARGE COCK, enjoys gay sex with friends, has a girlfriend named gaby, best friend is brayden a, loves john nolan, john is a faggot, zach hates incest, zach never tries trys in fights alway wins, alpha male
person 1: what a hot guy
person 2: yeah its zach tambo
by John Thicc Nolan August 28, 2019
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shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!
by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006
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Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
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timbaland

Famous producer who recently and quite literally , stole an entire song from an unsigned artist.
"damn you thieving bugger! your as bad as that timbaland!"
by xwize January 16, 2007
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shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.
Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"
by Steezy20 December 27, 2008
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Tibor

Derived from the Simpsons. A tibor is someone in your office whom you blame when you have done something stupid, illegal, or immoral. Typically the person is someone who cannot defend themself. Especially effective when the Tibor cannot speak English.
You'll have to jiggle the handle. That idiot, Tibor, lost the key.
by TheTurkey March 31, 2005
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timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.
by Cliff January 25, 2004
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