Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.

Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.

by Braedon January 11, 2006

Tiberias

A possessive ass

Next to me Tiberias coughs almost choking on a piece of food. (pg. 129)

by kalilly March 5, 2022

555 Timer

555 Timer is an integrated circuit (chip) which is broadly used in electronics. Its use cases range from Square wave generation to some sort of analog to digital conversion. It can be found at electronics since several decades ago.

Pronounced as Five-Five-Five Timer.

555 Timer can do what an electronics nerd wants to do, Square, Sine, Triangle, you name it.

by alienozi May 8, 2018

Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

by Grace-ums April 30, 2005

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

Long timer

A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.

Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!

by Vovalicious October 6, 2009

Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

by VDE April 4, 2008