high times

a pot magazine shows the some of the greatest weed in the world

Lemme get my high times, look at this good weed!

by Abdar August 29, 2005

Tide

What most white Caucasian people smell like. Comes from the brand of laundry detergent they all use, Tide.

KA: yo this cracka smell like tide
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Tiestomeistering

What you do when listening to Dutch DJ Tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quantities of Jagërmeister. It will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an MP3 player and a bottle.

Steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his Girlfriend.

We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!

by John Murff August 1, 2006

Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

Tide Pod

A FUCKING DETERGENT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. It's not a food to eat and can seriously harm you. NAH LET'S FUCKING EAT

Guy 1: Hey wanna eat some tide po-
Guy 2: Don't even fucking think about it. That tide pod will kill you
Guy 1: But I'm a MILLENNIAL!

by Yushuvayev February 25, 2018

ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally

$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare

by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010

New York Times

Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.

Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.

by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021