Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

Scat 2.0

Its like shit but the next level

Slang term for "taking it to the next level"
Also Slang term for "This is cool"

Steve: "Hey, man. I got this new game I've been wanting, and it's so Scat 2.0"
Gus: "Woah, that is some Scat 2.0 right there, my man!"
Elijah "I got laid last night, and it's Scat 2.0"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome February 15, 2012

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017