Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.

Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!

by Si.83 June 25, 2022

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.

Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.

by RJym July 29, 2018

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014