tele-hump

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

by Lumi June 27, 2003

teglecknickley

totally awesome; narly, cool

synonym for shanatnee and narsome

dude i think htat was like teglecknickley

by Brian holmes October 4, 2003

tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

reverse telecommuting

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

tele

teleport diablo 2 spell

Barb fuxin bo me so i can make tp u fuxor

by FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ January 25, 2005

tealeaf

a boy called stine burgess

" hey stine just stole from sainsburys "

by Sainsburys Manager November 28, 2003

telecommando

When one, who is supremely accustomed to having a cell phone on them every waking moment of the day, does not have their cell for whatever reason, i.e. loss, misplaced, etc.

I am rolling telecommando right now and it's frustrating, liberating and breezy, all at the same time.

by Hector Bermudez May 29, 2009