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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
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testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.
Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.
Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .
by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008
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testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts
Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.
by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009
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Tessie Tran

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.
Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."
by Nella Iy November 16, 2010
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Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"
by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005
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testi pop

a short voice blow out when someone is talking so their voice goes high then low. usually happens when someone is goin through puberty. refers to when someone is hity in the nuts their voice goes high
testi popper: hey *testi pop* what r u doin on the weekend?
Person: Man u hav so many testi pops
by jubjub2105 November 29, 2007
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