sticky telephone

the process in which a guy cums in a girl mouth and hits her in the back of the head and makes it come out of her nose. When it comes out of her nose it goes into another girls mouth and the previous girl hits that girls head and soo on. It is much like the game 'telephone' you played as a kid.

Hey eadilicous come play sticky telephone with me and spikey!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009

telephriend

This dude has OwnD more n00bs than Hitler. "Telephriend" is known best for playing everygame possible from the good ol' Silent Hunter for DOS to Mahjong Palace for Yahoo!.

(While playing counterstrike)
"Dude telephriend keeps spawn killing me!"
"Change teams then."
"OMG HES GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS!"
"omg hax hax HAX!"
"Telephriend is gayyyyyyyyy."
(User then leaves server and has to uninstall counterstrike)

by TeLePhRiEnD March 26, 2008

Teleaha

Teleaha is an amazing stunning girl pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's a girl that could snatch up anyone's man in one look so look out. She may be hot but don't let that fool you she's one of the most sneaky and secretive people you will ever meet she could be dating her boy best friend and no-one would ever know. If your looking for spicy messages in her phone trust me you won't find them she will have many private social accounts dedicated to that type of messaging most likely with her boy best friend. Don't let her fool you if she EVER says one of her boy best friends are "just a friend" she's most likely secretly dating them or has hooked up with them before. Look out for Teleaha shes very sneaky and could steal your man's.

"OMG look it's Teleaha again with her perfectly curled hair and cute shorty shorts 😈".
"Watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Oh Teleaha and her friend must be dating by now, she even playing with his hair at the bike racks again"

by Teleaha October 30, 2020

telephonular

telephone...ular O.o

god damn this telephonular escapade

by duder (AKA el duderino) January 23, 2004

telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.

I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good

by January Sales May 2, 2005

telecheating

(1) When a female or male mate sees an atractive woman or man and express thier feelings to their mate.

(2) When your partner masturbates to celebrity seen on a movie or television excessively.

Robert: oh man I saw my wife looking at John Cena excessively.

Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you

by Willie dizzle November 23, 2007

telewhacker

another word for "Penis".

"dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker."

by colin cassady April 10, 2008