Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game

My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.

by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023

Tactical Sheung

A Tactical Sheung, often performed by David “Diddy”, is the act of tactically falling asleep on the spot. Popularised by an Asian guy called Sheung this phrase has become popular among the masses and is used on a daily basis by most people. Keep safe out there and remember to Tactical Sheung!

Sheung, are we sleeping or are we working?

Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.

Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.

by Jamol tech tips April 10, 2023

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

Tactical Insertion

Getting head while playing Call of Duty

Tactical Insertion

by Boomshaka 001 April 25, 2010

tactical reload

1. The act of successfully reloading one's firearm while under stress, i.e. life-threatening situations.
2. Getting another beer.
3. Loading a bowl of good chronic while bouncing around in a 4x4 vehicle unrestrained on an old logging road.
4. Putting on another condom after losing the one you were wearing.
5. Cheating with her sister.

No shit there I was...bear comin at me at thirty yards...missed my first nine shots, but did a tactical reload...and here I am.

by scbane December 24, 2010