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enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
by Mahus March 8, 2012
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you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.
person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-
by katkit27 November 8, 2020
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tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!
by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
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tablecloth

(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses
Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.
by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005
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