touch-and-go

Pilot's jargon for a practice landing. You land the plane long enough to roll the wheels on the runway, then apply full power and take off again. Used to practice many landings in a short time.

"I did 8 touch-and-goes today, and boy was that crosswind rough! Any coffee around here?"

by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004

It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

Touch O' Downs

A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.

Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.

Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014

confirmation touch

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.

BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012