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Hottie Tottie

Prison Term. A concoction made for when you're sick. Usually consists of tea, cough drops, mint sticks and chlorophen mixed together and served warm.
by Pastor Bones June 29, 2019
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Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 3, 2023
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Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.
Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
by Liddypaws September 4, 2023
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020
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pull a totty

When everything is going wrong, but in the last second everything goes right
I thought we we're going to lose, but I managed to pull a totty at the last second
by TottyAmadeus May 5, 2022
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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023
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