Swollen

When a female has an extremly large chest or backside.

Damn, that girl is swollen!

by BrittaniMay April 4, 2007

Swollen

What happens to a girl when she eats too much and wears clothing too small.

Dude did u see that bitch in that car... she looked fucking swollen.

by Rexall October 26, 2003

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

Swotley

A confident and aloof creature who valiantly tries to live life to the full. He can often be found scutlling around libraries,Gavin,golf courses,lard factories,Ferraries and Gregs. Swotley is renowned for his vast knowledge of pastries and old school music, whos name and achievements have long been forgoten.His large and slugish physique (similar to that off Shrek),glasses and curly womanly hair makes him easy pray,and an optimum structure on which to make jokes.He is and often the butt of crude fat jokes.

Linda:Is it true that Gregs has given Swotley a discount card?

Tor:No that was for ferraries Gregs has banned him from coming into the shop at dinner time becuase he keeps eating all the bakes, especially those steak ones, and then scaring off the customers by enitiating them in boring conversations with his podgy,beady little eyes.

Linda:Seriously

Tor:foe shiz

by Jiggalies April 16, 2005

swole

Used when the speaker is intending to mean swollen or swelled, but lacks the education or the motivation to add the extra syllable. Does not appear in any legitimate dictionary. I've never heard it pronounced "shwoal" even in Texas, but as it's a made up word, I suppose you can pronounce it however you please.

I stubbed my toe and it swole up! (should be swelled)
Her toe is really swole. (should be swollen)

by grammarshmammar March 10, 2008

swolled

your so pissed off and heated

lol did u see steve get smacked in the face! lol , he's super swolled!

by drewdrew October 23, 2005

swole

1. being angry or pissed
2. being sore or hurting

1. yo when he got beat for $10 he was swole as hell
2. Yo I was swole from all that liftin

by Jeremiah May 23, 2003