street sweepers

An assault shotgun, such as the Pancor Jackhammer. Comes from its ability to engage multiple targets at the same time. Also called a street cleaner.

Get a eye full of lead when I slight your lights out/
With a street cleaner, wipe your life out/
Bullets know at you're ears, like a Tyson fight bout/

by NewBreedZero June 18, 2004

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

AIDS sweater

A sweater that usually features 90s color accents, including many jewel toned patterns. The AIDS sweater was sported by many during the AIDS epidemic in NYC during the 80s. Used by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. Can be purchased at your local Goodwill, and is often worn with light wash jeans.

Note: Sweater does not need to be worn by someone who actually has AIDS.

"Wow, that sweater looks straight out of the movie Rent"- Friend

"Thanks. I picked it up at Goodwill- they have a ton of AIDS sweaters"- friend

by aidssweater March 16, 2009

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006

ribbed sweater tee

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.

Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.

by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008