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Reverse Swedish Rodeo

This is when a man is taking a swedish chick in the brown gate and decides that he will perform the swedish rodeo. However the swedish chick is already accustomed to the swedish rodeo. So when the guy says "I have AID's" she simply replies "It's ok, so do I" Then the swedish chick tries to see how long she can keep the guys dick in her anus.
Anna was wise to the swedish rodeo, so when claus tried it on, she flipped it into a reverse swedish rodeo.
by Lewis Taylor June 3, 2007
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swedish

1. very cool
2. Totally kick ass.
3. The term used when someone lands an impressive trick/move/goal in any game.
"Sweetish!!" said Tom when I landed a varial heelflip over the set of four stairs.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003
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Swedish Twinkie

The act of cumming into a danish, pastry or some variety of sandwich to feed to an unsuspecting female.
Hey Dean, that was a fantastic Swedish Twinkie you fed to Beatrice. She had no fucking idea!
by Dean and Gordo January 1, 2004
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Swedish Pancake

When a man cums on his partners back and lets it harden, then when hardened peels it off and eats it.
I was hungry last night so I ate some swedish pancakes off of your mom
by Sam Horseman February 6, 2009
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Swedish Blowback

When a man is getting a blowjob, and right before he comes, he inserts his penis in her nostril, shoots his jizz inside her nose, so that it comes out of the other nostril. See: Neti Pot.
Inga to her girlfriend Greta: Last night I was giving Bjorn a blowjob, when all of a sudden, he pulled out and gave me a Swedish blowback! That asshole! I had to use my neti pot for an hour to get all the jizz out!
by madisonnewbie April 12, 2009
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Swedish Lip Balm

Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.
Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.
by evilguitar9 November 16, 2009
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swedish bike ride

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.
by Dr. Chone May 13, 2005
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