Santos

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

by Greasegrim April 16, 2017

jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.

" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "

by John GIllen April 23, 2009

dirty santorum

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum

I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum

by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012

Santorum

A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.

"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."

by Ronald Reagan's Ghost June 15, 2012

santosed

To fuck a chick in the ass till she whimpers like a dying sheep dog. Often done by a partially handicapped person.

"Dude, he fucking Santosed her, and shit ran down her leg!"

by Al Lindquist March 31, 2004

SANTOS

To trick someone into paying your bill.

Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.

by Yahooda August 27, 2007

shantor

anything and everything that you want, need, acquire, etc. Pretty much what every you want it to mean. Can be a person, place, or thing.

You want to shan in the shantie?- meaning- you want to bang in my car
Hey dude can you hand me the shantor?- Hey dude can you hand me the bong
Where did you and that shantor go last night?- Where did you go with that dirty skank last night
Close the shantie so we can shan- Close the door so we can toke
etc.

by Shantor88 March 22, 2009