“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
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When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"
by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011
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by Fundo88 June 21, 2023
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by Puppylover134 July 11, 2018
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by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018
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"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
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