A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
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A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing
get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
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Get the Dutch Striker mug.The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".
"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"
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