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a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012
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Scars and Stripes Forever

In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.

A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.
by Monkey's Dad July 1, 2020
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stripes

lines of cocaine prepared ready to be taken
"does anyone want one of these stripes?"
"i was so wired off them stripes last night!"
by ivor bigun January 20, 2008
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Strider3282

A Online gamer that try's to take Credit for something else made, A very common used internet slang for the Online MMORPG Game Runescape.
Orion: Hey Did you make the program swiftswitch?

Jason: Yes that was me, what do you think?

Orion: Thats funny cause i made it why do you strider3282 for?
by Darknest March 18, 2009
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Tiger Stripes

The white stripes of thick gooey smegma left on your hog when you pull it out of a chick.
I was pounding some chick real hard and she was so wet she left tiger stripes on my cock.
by Ucfiveo September 21, 2009
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Strider

someone who does one or more of the following: lies, makes up excuses about not wearing the right shoes,has bad acne, is a pimple, takes bigger than neccasary dips of tobacco, a can of chew or chew in general, bangs 13 year olds, over exagerates, shows up at your house uninvited, is short, is a foster child, has a uncut penis, has smegma, steals cars, wrecks cars, smells bad, has smelly shoes, stays at your house for three months, likes asians, cheats on his girlfreind, wrecks on a bike, "comes home swingin'", doesnt really get shot buy their mom, fucks a girl in a tent, doesnt cum after 2 hours of sex, gets drunk, almostgets alcohol poisoning, has friends named travis and steven, or just generally fucks up.
someone: i stole a 350z!

someone else: no, no you didnt, you strider.
by nazi dbag October 29, 2008
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dave strider

a character from the shitty hit webcomic homestuck. the whole fanbase thinks hes awesome when in reality he is total garbage like hes not cool okay the most defined and emphasized thing about him is that he isnt legitimately cool its all some act he put up ie hes lame and obnoxious to the point where every pesterlog with him makes me want to rip my awesome hair out
hank: hey caleb dont you hate dave strider

caleb: oh yeah want me to explain why this is going to be so much fun
by mischievousDawg December 7, 2020
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