Glasgow Central Station

A bee hive of angsty emo/scene teenagers.

Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.

Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.

Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

station

a polyporhpic word that can be used to express almost anything, though usually a positive exclamation.

how was that wave, man?
totally STATION, dude!

by obi1666 February 19, 2003

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003

Metro Station

When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.

"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

gas station

Mexican Restaurant

I got some gas plus eating at the Julios Gas Station

by Calvin B. Goners December 6, 2002

Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!

omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!

by da trick biatch February 8, 2006

statistics

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

by Clinker June 19, 2008