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stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.
by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018
mugGet the stool buttmug.

Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.
:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
mugGet the Stoolmug.

stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
mugGet the stoolmug.

Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty
$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!
by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Stooling Stoolmug.

Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.
You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.
by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024
mugGet the Cuck stoolmug.

long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
mugGet the long stoolmug.

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.
I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.
by Johann Doe December 18, 2018
mugGet the spray stoolmug.

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