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Stooking

The feeling of cooking as a student in a studio and your standing in your bedroom at the same time.
We’re stooking in my place then sleep.
by sil23456789 January 3, 2021
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stolking

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty
mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm
by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007
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Broom-sticking

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
by Mr. squeaky butthole July 8, 2018
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Pink socking

When you reach inside someone's anal cavity and pull their arsehole out
"Woah Sarah there's liquid shit all over the walls!"

"Sorry, I received a good ol pink socking last night and now my arse is loose"
by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019
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sticking

when a guy ejaculates on the chest of a woman and leaves his penis there until his penis is stuck on the woman's chest/breasts.
Sticking her was an awesome idea and felt great.
by docker69 August 2, 2010
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cheyne stoking

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"
I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt
by Declan Treanor Monaghan March 30, 2005
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Socking

Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.)

Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.
Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.
by CorneliusBB October 2, 2011
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