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Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011
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gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.
I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.
by oldkid6 June 15, 2012
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bra search

Another individual putting their hands up a females' top to find their bra and to then put their hands on top or under the bra.
Corey: dude did you see her rack?
Ricky: yeah i'd love to bra search her!

James: shit did does she even have any boobs under there?
Dan: haha doubt it, better bra search her and find out!
by teengirl99 June 14, 2016
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Dickler stache

A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.
"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"
by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016
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Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.
Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache
by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017
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Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.
Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.
by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020
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O\ search

I’m so fucking bored that I search O\ search.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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