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slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.
1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.
by Thon November 25, 2007
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Spruddy

A scottish man caught in the kitchen with oranges.
She saw a spruddy in her kitchen.
by Liv and Lize March 7, 2010
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Spud

A person of lesser intelligence who often deems feats of numskull, clandestine and neanderthal behaviors are more valuable to the propagation of humanity than common sense. Usually found with shaven heads and brags of "this one time" stories.
Matt always has to flex his forearms and talk about "fisting". What a fucking spud
by Vivimord April 27, 2015
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Spud from bob the builder

If you went to school and you said spud is my favourite character then you would get all the girls in the school with out a doubt if not then you are missing out on all these hoes.
Me:Bruh did you see the new bob the builder that came out yesterday Johnny: No i didn't was it good? Me: Yes it was amazing my favourite character spud was there Johnny: OH SHIT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT! Me: What? Girls: OMG COME HERE YOUR SO HOT DATE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Me: BOI Johnny: Well i'm a loner now i guess. Thats Spud from bob the builder.
by Im a noob 2002324 June 27, 2019
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Spudge

Verb; To administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.
What is the problem Jon?
Well Mr. Heiner, I was spudged before class.
Oh no. Go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.
by Designer Nigloo's January 21, 2011
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butt spud

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.
i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!
by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005
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Sparda

The name of the Ledgendery Dark Knight (Or at least the first. All those who have completed DMC on hard know what I'm talking about)
Sparda was orginally a baddy working for the evil overlord of the underworld, mundus, until Mundus started to invade the human world. Thus, Sparda took pity on the human for thier breif transeint lives, and so rebelled against Mundus.
Big surprise, he won. Yet he disappeared from earth, but not before leaving his son (Dante) upon the earth to help save it every 2,000 years when Mundus would rise again.
Also the name of an amaaaaazing sword that Mr dumbass Dante left in the underworld for no good reason, yet Trish still gets at the end of the game. (Trish = Dante's mum, or so it would seem. I can't be bothered to get into the long storyline bit here).
Hey, Mundus is here, Looking for a Mister Sparda. Anyone?

1) Hey, I just made Sparda from toilet paper rolls and PVA glue
2) GASP!
by Thegreatnick January 17, 2005
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