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Scrumpled

Nigga got scrumpled.
by hi August 4, 2003
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Scrumpa-Lumpalis

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
by Kenney January 11, 2005
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Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.
by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009
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scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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scrumpt

Actually means "scrumptious" as in delicious, tasty, yummy. Those who say "scrumpt" (pronounced scrump-sh, as if you were saying scrumptious without the "ous" sound) are usually prone to shortening every word he/she will say during the remainder of his life.
DecentGuy12: Let's go get some chinese food, I heard Wonderland Cuisine has fine food.

LazyFgt23: Mmm, scrumpt.
by lordzane20 May 9, 2007
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scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.
'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'
by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
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