Shrift

To describe someone who’s attractive and worthy of banging

‘Yo man, that girl is shrift af’

by xoxoSoph February 19, 2019

Snip and sprint

The act of leaving the beauty salon after finishing your haircut, right before you go to the front desk and pay for it. Similar in nature to the infamous "Dine and dash".

Drew hated the haircut his stylist gave him, so instead of paying for something he didn't want, he decided to snip and sprint.

by gr33kboi September 3, 2011

sprint

1)A pathetic excuse for a cell phone company that mainly attracts people who can not pay their damn bills or are fresh from the border and have a "valid" green card. 95% of the people who do sign up never pay their bill, and if they do, they walk in to a RadioShack and say "i wunnuh pay my sprintz behul(bill)" Free and Clear America plans now include no roaming cause sprint has no coverage of there own. Hires terrorist for their customer call centers.
2) Sprint PCS aka Sprint Pathetic Customer Service

"my cell phone keeps getting cut off, dang I hate Sprint!"
"What, I ACTUALLY have to pay my sprint bill????"
"Letz cruise ups to radioshacks and pays our sprint beeelz"

by armybassdude October 19, 2005

Splifter

a really shit rollie that vaguely resembles a spliff in some sort of way.

a fucked up bifter

" i really want a splifter. do you want a splifter?"

by zcjvbrjh November 6, 2014

GMC Sprint

GMC version of the non-SS El Camino

A base model Sprint can still outrun any rice burner you throw at it.

by Geek-O-Man March 5, 2005

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.

"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"

by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008

Sprint

A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.

Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.

by iBoy2G August 19, 2010