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Slooking

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Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.
People who are slooking would love to go on dates.
by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012
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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
by Spanking that September 9, 2016
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long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....
by madsmom714 March 19, 2010
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sticky spelunking

When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.
"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".
by ifinnabus May 24, 2017
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Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding
"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".
by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019
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spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.
Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!
by malc December 7, 2004
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Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!
"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
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