titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009

donut splitter

a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"

"So.. what were you doing this weekend."

"Screwing my bf up the ass."

"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."

by Sarah, Tifffany, and Tyler November 15, 2009

Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

Holy Skittles

A retard way to say the word "Holy Shit", especially at school, where you can't say bad words.

Holy Skittles, I forgot to do the stupid Algebra homework !

by quan267 February 29, 2016

spill the skittles

To out a person to someone, either accidental or intentional.

OMG Brian! Did you spill the Skittles about Bobby to Greg?!

by Logjamin February 3, 2018

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

Skittles

An alcoholic beverage in which you dissolve skittles in vodka. Typical recipes call for 10 skittles per fl. oz. of vodka. Let sit for a few days, and shake occasionally.

"Hey Spooka, try this drink, it's called Skittles." -Smurf
"This is delicious." -Spooka

by LucaSpooka October 9, 2010