Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

by safekid420 March 13, 2015

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Splash-N-Dash

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.

Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.

by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017

splash locker

A cooler name for the shower.

“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”

by koolkat898 January 25, 2018